As predicted the duel between Bertie and Louise was short lived but pleasingly tenacious, Bertie does indeed now resemble a kitchen utensil. It would seem that Louise's years of wielding a paintbrush has given her a considerable advantage in the disciplines of thrusting and slashing.
We have always known that Bertie is to put it kindly an idiot, but even by his standards taking on Louise was an act of the most stultifying incompetence. Mr. Darwin claims that we are descended from apes, in Bertie's case he may have a point.
This evening myself and dear Albert intend to visit the beach where we will dance beneath a diamond sky, to the accompaniment of a string quartet. If ANYBODY blows up ANYTHING, if ANYBODY murders ANYONE there will be hell to pay!.
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